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I’d be less aggressive in the morning if I could drive to work in a tank.

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I’m so unpopular at school they call me “Batteries”. I’m never included in anything.

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Love when job applications ask for my desired salary so I can choose between not being hired and being exploited for my work.

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I started calling the new guy at work “Grok” because he thinks he knows everything.

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I was actually doing so well until your email found me.

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He was clicking his pen 137 times a minute, Your Honor.

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People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.