My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months. Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess my CV doubles as a bedtime story! ππ΄π Related funny posts π€ Forget carrying me to bed; carry me to the end of the workweek. Then we can talk. If your kids arenβt drinking enough water, tell them itβs bedtime. My rΓ©sumΓ© is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again. Sorry to any bands who see me yawn during their show. It’s not you, it’s just past 10pm. I lied, there’s no sex. Can you tell me a bedtime story?