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My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

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Guess my CV doubles as a bedtime story! πŸ“œπŸ˜΄πŸ“š

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 9, company, CV, exaggeration, good, humor, job, job search, months, nine, nine months, reading, resume, search, still on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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