One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like I need to stock up on acorns for my secret admirer 🐿️😂🌰 Related funny posts 😂 When I like a woman, I start to gather gifts for her like a squirrel hoarding nuts. Some people can start a task and then just finish it instead of trying to do a hundred things at once, like a squirrel on crack. Touched a tree and accidentally absorbed 400 years of wisdom and 2 squirrel secrets. The price of groceries has gotten me thinking about what acorns taste like. Doctors diagnosed me as your future wife.