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One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

One day you’ll find someone obsessed with you. It’s probably going to be a squirrel.

Commentary:
Looks like I need to stock up on acorns for my secret admirer 🐿️😂🌰

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, day, going, humor, love, obsession, relationship, someone, squirrel on Sep 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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