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"Ah, the sheer bliss of sipping on coffee while someone else tackles the endless aisles of decision-making 🛒☕️ Who knew laziness could taste so delicious? #GroceryGoals"

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37 shares on X this month:

There is too much money in the world for me to be broke.

13 shares on WhatsApp this month:

During childbirth, women are in so much pain that it is almost possible for them to feel what men have to endure when they have a cold.

69 shares on WeChat this month:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

84 shares on X this month:

Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

95 shares on YouTube this month:

“Alcohol and beautiful women” is apparently not an appropriate answer when you are asked about your weaknesses in a job interview.

17 shares on Slack this month:

It’s lowkey nothing else to do except become a better version of yourself, lol.

68 shares on Instagram this month:

So far, every Miss Universe winner has been from Earth.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

The pumpkin was invented in 1942 when a watermelon put on a pair of corduroys.

33 shares on Discord this month:

User: the word computer professionals use when they mean ‘idiot.’

24 shares on Snapchat this month:

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Someone from 🇸🇩 has shared:

I can’t wait until my kids have a place of their own so I can come barging through their door and say “what’s for dinner? I don’t like that. Can you give me money for McDonald’s?”

Someone from 🇮🇪 has downloaded:

Problematic bed time gap relationship.

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Tensing up so the masseuse doesn’t win.

Someone from 🇸🇳 has copied:

Why do we call it tuna fish? Is there any other tuna out there that’s not a fish?

Someone from 🇦🇫 has bookmarked:

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

Someone from 🇧🇹 has shared:

Odd people reviewing a dessert: It’s not too sweet which is what I like.

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Don’t let the British accent fool you. I’m not saying anything smart.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

The ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. I don’t know who she is, but she is a monster. She is not fit for human interaction.

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I tell my kids winning isn’t everything and then I steal money from the monopoly bank.

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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Just shared via Facebook:

Some people come into your life to remind you why you don’t wanna let anyone into your life.

Freshly posted on Facebook:

Guilty pleasure? Why would I ever feel guilty about pleasure.

Spotted on Slack:

I have a very active anti-social life.

Going viral on WeChat:

Has anybody else completely lost it or is it just me and Kanye?

Going viral on Slack:

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

Spreading quickly via X:

Studies show people who like my posts are happier, smarter, and better looking than those who don’t.

Going viral on Twitch:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Seen just now on Threads:

It’s legally required that you lose a frisbee onto the roof within one week of purchase.

Trending via Threads:

Being an adult is getting excited about buying new appliances.

Just landed via Slack:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely responded to my telepathic messages.

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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One of my favorite parts of grocery shopping is when somebody else does it for me.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Whenever someone says “Per ChatGPT” or “ChatGPT says,” I look at them like they just consulted a magic 8 ball because, please, stop playing with me.

Pretty sure I need to go back to bed and sleep for 3 days.

Helvetica is my favorite font that sounds like a heavy metal band.

I don’t mind being fully naked or my top half being naked, but I hate being naked from the waist down only. This is why I could never be a cartoon duck.

The fact it costs $15 to get a basic meal at a fast-food restaurant now is comical.

Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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