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Hey (with the intention of going to sleep).

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Please be nice to me. I’m in my twenties. Do you know what that does to a person?

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My favorite things about Texas are definitely toast and chainsaw massacres.

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I love posting my thoughts on the internet. Now they’re your problem.

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To all of you who have never tried blindfold archery: You don’t know what you’re missing!

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They say you should dress for the job you want then send you home as “the stormtrooper suit is not appropriate work attire”.

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70 shares on Pinterest this month:

Me, unwrapping a gift: Oh wow, an item. I love these!

53 shares on Telegram this month:

My daughter asked me what it’s like to be a parent, so I woke her up at 3 AM to let her know that I couldn’t sleep.

83 shares on Reddit this month:

Need a professional way to say, “I do not care, don’t mention this to me again.”

25 shares on Messenger this month:

You were there at the beginning of the Internet if you’ve heard the following: “Get off the web, I need to make a call!”

56 shares on Pinterest this month:

I’ve cooked for men I should have poisoned, so yeah, I do have self-control.

98 shares on YouTube this month:

If you can’t say anything nice, say something funny.

82 shares on WeChat this month:

When I’m drafting a legal document, I’ll sprinkle the word “herein” all over that thing like it’s paprika.

31 shares on Messenger this month:

Let’s just call ourselves divorced now and skip the stressful, expensive bit in the middle.

53 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I miss the old days back in 1955, when I didn’t exist.

30 shares on Instagram this month:

My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

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Which is it, brain? Does nothing matter or do I need to be anxious about everything?

Someone from 🇰🇳 has shared:

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

Someone from 🇰🇬 has shared:

I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

Someone from 🇰🇲 has shared:

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

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I’m going to start walking around in my yard all day in a bathrobe so my neighbors will build that privacy fence I always wanted.

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According to my Spotify Wrapped, I am what got played the most this year.

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A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

Someone from 🇵🇬 has shared:

Aliens, robots, mutant ladybugs — whoever takes over will be better than this.

Someone from 🇦🇩 has bookmarked:

Every group chat has that one person who never replies, and it’s me.

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Can’t wait to get past this phase of my life. I need to see what all of this was for.

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Just landed via Telegram:

I can’t stop thinking about how a tanning bed really turns you into the human version of a gas station hot dog.

Shared recently on Reddit:

My bear’s diarrhea problems are really starting to worry me. The vet says he’s getting better but he’s not out of the woods yet.

Just shared via Threads:

Adult friendships are difficult. The people I get on best with never want to leave the house either.

Going viral on Facebook:

Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

Going bananas on Twitch:

Whenever I feel like I hate my job, I remind myself that I could be a food taster for the emperor.

Seen just now on YouTube:

I’m no expert, but I don’t think the United Kingdom is very united.

Spotted on Snapchat:

My mother told me there is a girl for me in every corner of the earth, but unfortunately the earth is round.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

Oxygen was discovered in 1773. How did our ancestors breathe before then?

Making waves on Pinterest:

A diamond is forever, and so is my teen’s grudge against me for some random stuff every other day.

Going viral on Messenger:

Imagine hating me and I don’t notice.

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