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My favorite yoga pose is reaching for the remote control on the far end of the table without falling off the couch.

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Imagine hating me while I’m just over here being lazy and minding my own business.

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Stop worrying about being weird and start being weirder.

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There is no ‘we’ in ‘food’.

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Printers are definitely the moody teenagers of the tech world.

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I can relate to God because it also takes me a full week to finish something that still kind of sucks.