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Welcome to your 40s. A random back pain will be assigned to you shortly, and you’ll never know what flares it up every time.

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If you are sad, just sing and you will realize that your voice is worse than your problem.

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Be bold, be italic, but never regular.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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I lost my composure in 1992. I haven’t seen it since.

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Don’t worry, man, we can probably Photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later.

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Every cat is a little celebrity to me.

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Thank you, Facebook memories, for constantly reminding me of the shitty taste in men I had for the majority of my life.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care… so it works out.

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I dunno what I did in a past life but holy crap I’m sorry.