Only DM me if you like disappointment. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sliding into DMs like: "I brought cookies, but they burned. Perfect match? ๐ช๐ฅ๐ " Related funny posts ๐ You’re in her DMs. Iโm accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I donโt know how to use the app anymore. Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well. Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less. Youโre in her DMs, sheโs in my bed whining that itโs too cold. Can you come get her? Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him.