Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well. Posted onMar 30, 2026Mar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Taking 'sliding into DMs' to a whole new level of sophistication! ๐๐ฌ #DMKing" Related funny posts ๐ค You’re in her DMs. Iโm accidentally reposting reels of Tibetan foxes because I donโt know how to use the app anymore. Your in his DMs, I’m on Etsy paying a witch to put a spell on him. Youโre in her DMs, sheโs in my bed whining that itโs too cold. Can you come get her? Only DM me if you like disappointment. Please don’t dm me with the intention of dating me. You deserve less.