People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you. 2 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Who needs real-life drama when you can have online chaos instead? 😜💻 Let the annoyances begin! #InternetLife" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Someone was saying that social media makes you miss out on your real life, but have you seen real life? Hello! I’m Britain’s greatest spy and my catchphrase is: I tell you my real surname, then my real forename, then my real surname again, in case you missed it. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband. I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
