People in my real life annoy me, so I come online to annoy you.

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I welcome change as long as nothing is altered or different than before.

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I don’t understand the concept of “the man of your dreams”. Every time my wife wakes up after dreaming about me, she is really pissed off about something dream me did.

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Opening up to people is a scam. Don’t do it.

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A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

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Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny.

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You couldn’t pay me to do this year again.

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My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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Lazy Rule: Can’t reach it, don’t need it.

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He probably could have just called himself “Andre.” I think I would have figured out The Giant part on my own.