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I personally feel like I have what it takes to become a fossil.

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I’m either at work, going to work, coming home from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.

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It ain’t easy being America’s sweetheart during these dark times, but someone gotta do it!

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I’ve deleted enough tweets to know that I should never get a tattoo.

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If we ever make eye contact, just know I imagined way too much already.

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If you’ve been talking for 5 minutes straight, it might be someone else’s turn.

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Some should judge a little less and look at their lives a little more.

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My bed is from Ikea, so it’s more unstable than i am.

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The number of times I stand in a room, staring because I forgot why I walked in there, is embarrassingly high.

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Waiting for my wife to approve my new year’s resolution of making independent decisions.

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My body looks like I have a great personality.

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This meeting should’ve been a fist fight.

Making waves on Discord:

You know you’re getting old when you get mad at some random car parked outside your house.

Making waves on Threads:

Pretty messed up that my body, a chemistry lab made of meat, simply chooses to make me feel a little bit nervous for no reason.

Going viral on Slack:

Sometimes I just say “no idea” because I’m too lazy to think.

Just shared via Reddit:

You should just baseline mistrust every single politician at every level until they prove themselves worthy of liking.

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A web developer and an SEO expert walk into a bar, bars, nightclub, pubs, tavern, beer, alcohol, drinks, alcoholic beverages, bars in my area, places to drink.

Making waves on TikTok:

I think some outfits just aren’t meant to be worn unless you’re getting straight into a car.

Making waves on YouTube:

You know it’s been a successful Thanksgiving when your clothes no longer fit.

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I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

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Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

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Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

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A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

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Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

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I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

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Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.

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93 shares on LinkedIn this month:

The Secret Service was chasing me but I painted a tunnel on the side of a wall and they all ran into it.

23 shares on Twitch this month:

If I block you and you email me, you’re getting another chance.

27 shares on X this month:

Dates are weird, like, okay I guess I’ll dress up for my romantic interview.

66 shares on Slack this month:

It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.

90 shares on Snapchat this month:

80% of arguments start because someone hasn’t eaten yet.

46 shares on Discord this month:

If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

Women’s fall fashion is basically coming up with ways to wear a blanket without it looking like you’re wearing a blanket.

56 shares on Threads this month:

Everyone has that one friend they’ve known for years and still have no idea what they actually do for a living, but it’s too late to ask.

71 shares on Threads this month:

Being insane should at least burn calories.

80 shares on YouTube this month:

At the first signs of a sore throat, you should be given the option of just skipping four days into the future.

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Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

You know you’re mature when you go to the dentist and you are no longer afraid of pain, but of how much it costs.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

Can you imagine being a 7th grade girl and being able to see your crush’s bedroom during Zoom math class.

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Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow just as well.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has bookmarked:

If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.

Someone from 🇲🇻 has bookmarked:

Pool rules: You’re not allowed to do anything that begins with the words ‘Hey everyone watch this!’

Someone from 🇦🇿 has downloaded:

Do you ever wake up in the morning and you’re just like… no.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has downloaded:

Yes, I upload photos with filters because I want to look good. If you want to see the ugly side of me, come to my house.

Someone from 🇱🇧 has shared:

I remember owning a mobile device as a kid, it was called my bike.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has bookmarked:

Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

Someone from 🇸🇷 has downloaded:

Imagine being hungry and some guy tries to teach you to fish.

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Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut.

Seen just now on Threads:

They should make a Wikipedia for normal people. I should be able to google my barista.

Seen just now on Messenger:

I am a fool everyday, I don’t need a holiday for it.

Breaking via WhatsApp:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

Spotted on YouTube:

In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

Shared recently on Discord:

I’m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Just shared via Messenger:

I want to be the kind of person who eats half a grapefruit for breakfast and runs every morning, but I also want to be happy.

Trending via Slack:

Ants can be found on every continent except Antarctica, which is weird considering their name.

Live now on Discord:

This is an awful time to be an educated person.

Just landed via X:

It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before.

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Don’t feel bad if you don’t succeed on your first try. It took Michael Angelo sixteen chapels.

Dua Lipa is a fantastic singer AND Mario’s advice to Luigi when he wants to get on a slightly higher platform.

A large group of people is called an “eww, no thank you”

Dear 8 hours of sleep, I miss you so much.

I like to listen to the national anthems during the award ceremonies. I’m into country music.

Self-help books are brain rot. Return to fiction.

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