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People say “I would never,” then here they come…

People say “I would never,” then here they come…

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When "never" turns into their new favorite hobby! 😂🤦‍♂️✨

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged before, behavior, contradiction, here, humor, i, irony, never, people, say on Jul 31, 2025 by slickboy.

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