People say “I would never,” then here they come nevering like they never nevered before. Posted onJan 18, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When "never" turns into their new favorite hobby! 😂🤦♂️✨ Related funny posts 😂 You cannot go outside for a year or two. Come back, and the same people still be outside in the same places. Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I never wanted to download the Microsoft Authenticator app on my personal phone to access every professional platform necessary to do my job. A girl can casually just say something, and you already know you’re not going to date or marry her. I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me. My favorite pastime is looking for meaning where there is none.