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Adulting means growing hair in places you’re not supposed to and losing hair in places you don’t want to.

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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Less is more, unless it’s kindness, sleep, or toilet paper.

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Our parents are going to be shocked when they find out that most of us are serious about not getting married.

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Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

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Eating dark chocolate is practically eating vegetables.

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My favourite animal is me when I have money.

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Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.

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I don’t hate you, but I hope you run out of hot water before you’re finished your shower.

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If you don’t realize that you’re a werewolf, then you’re actually an unawarewolf.

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Drugs do not ruin your career. Drug tests do.

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I love convincing myself iced coffee counts as hydration and self-care.

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Working on my harmonica skills so those around me can both hear and feel my depression.

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It’s not ‘drinking alone’ if you’re at work.

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Imagine being a bald vampire and every time you walk by a mirror your toupée is just floating.

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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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Welcome to your 50s, you now take supplements to help your memory, but you can’t remember if you took them today.

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WhatsApp needs to remove that “this message was deleted” notification. It’s unnecessary drama.

Freshly posted on Discord:

My fight or flight response has frequent flyer miles.

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Sometimes I don’t have anything intelligent to say and sometimes I don’t let that stop me.

People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

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Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

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Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

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She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

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Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

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The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

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Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

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92 shares on Threads this month:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

26 shares on TikTok this month:

The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

89 shares on Twitch this month:

If you’re dating an alpha female, you need to know that they need to be babied at night, or else they will turn into a dragon.

46 shares on Instagram this month:

Gravity, at all times, is trying to pull your pants down.

30 shares on Threads this month:

If you’re wondering whether something is A.I. or not, A.I. has already won.

12 shares on WeChat this month:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have to second guess your age as you can’t believe you’re that old.

27 shares on TikTok this month:

Holding it together with duct tape and sarcasm.

91 shares on X this month:

TVs are like, literally, the only thing that has gotten cheaper as I’ve gotten older.

78 shares on YouTube this month:

Therapy is nice but singing as loud as you can in your car is free.

57 shares on WeChat this month:

I hate it when I’m outside, and an insect lands and crawls on my glasses, and for a split second, I think aliens have invaded.

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I hate that moment when you are tired and sleepy but as soon as you go to bed your body is like “just kidding.”

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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I get it dogs, I wish I could also bark at strangers approaching my house.

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Americans are funny, man. “It’s 72 degrees outside.” Bro, I don’t speak oven.

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I like my messages, how I like my nuts – MIXED.

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You should leave your comfort zone and come to mine instead.

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The only narcissist I allow in my life is my cat.

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Dear ads, I have the buying power of a Victorian milkmaid.

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The plant app says that I either watered my plant too much or not enough. Very helpful. Thanks!

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For this Halloween I’ve trained my eyebrows to leap off my face and destroy those who’ve angered me.

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I birthed my kid faster than she can put on shoes.

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Sperm me would be swimming in the other direction.

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I got a bumper sticker that says, “Honk if you think I’m pretty.” Sometimes I just sit at green lights until I feel better about myself.

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No show does a misunderstanding / miscommunication plot better than Modern Family does.

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If you steal enough FitBits, they’ll just give you one for your ankle.

Seen just now on Threads:

There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me).

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Next on Tiny Houses: A family of 6 moves into a boat emoji.

Trending via TikTok:

I really think tossing and turning at night should be counted as exercise.

Live now on Instagram:

I’ve been in a bad mood since like 2010.

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People say, “Listen to your heart, do the right thing,” like they are the same things.

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Okay, fall, I see you showing a lil’ leg.

Oh, I’m so excited to wear Uggs, beanies, and oversized sweaters. I can feel fall creeping up.

She was rare. Like a meth head with good teeth.

Imagine you go bowling by yourself and you go sit down, but it’s your turn again.

The existence of raw sexuality implies the existence of medium sexuality, but also well-done sexuality.

Enemies to lovers is only good if they’re gay. If I wanted to see a man and a woman yell at each other, I’d just go downstairs and eat with my parents.

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