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If you don’t know how many x-rays it takes before a person develops super powers, should you really be in a medical profession?

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Yeah, I can explain that gap on my resume, I tried to move a picture in Word.

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do.

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My dad must pay my monthly cell phone bill as atonement for his original sin of creating my consciousness.

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Hansel and Gretel weren’t wrong, every bad decision I’ve ever made started with being hungry.

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Studies show that 100% of all parents think alcohol tastes much better after spending the day with children.