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You realize you’re getting old when your body parts start fighting over which one hurts first.

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“You’re a cougar!” God forbid a woman gives back to the youth.

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Robot bartender rips me in half after listening to my problems for over an hour.

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Wow, another wooden ball. Would it kill avocado makers to put a different toy in there?

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All I’ve ever wanted is to look good naked, hope that someone can take it.

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Men, it’s really simple. We want everything, but nothing, at the same time or different times, sometimes but not always.

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I can always tell what part of my cycle I’m in by how concerned my friends are over my Tweets.

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If you ever go backpacking in the wilderness, be sure to wear corduroy pants, so you can start a fire if needed.

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I’ll be like “it is what it is” and almost vomit from anxiety.

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Is he trying to pronounce “charcuterie” or is he having a stroke?