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When he's the everything bagel, but you're just the plain toast 🥯➡️🍞🤣
Funny unrequited love quotes
Sex is cool and all, but have you ever tried obsessing over a mediocre person who’s just not that into you.
Commentary:
When life hands you lemons, obsess over them ridiculously 🍋🤪
They should invent crushes that like you back.
Commentary:
When I try that, it's called Wi-Fi! 📶😂💘
My girlfriend treats me like a god. She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
Commentary:
Sounds like you've unlocked the divine art of selective hearing! 🙉✨
Calling it a situationship, and the whole time, the situation is that they don’t want you.
Commentary:
"When you realize your 'situationship' is just you in a solo episode of 'Unrequited Love Island'! 🌴😅💔 #PlotTwist"
(guy who’s not even that into you) I love you.
Commentary:
When the toaster's finally trying to impress you, but you already know you're whole wheat ✨🥖❤️
Please don’t flirt with me. I’m trying not to cheat on my crush who doesn’t like me.
Commentary:
"Trying not to cheat on your crush who's not even aware of your existence? That's some next level commitment, my friend! 🙈 Maybe let's focus on getting your crush to notice you first before worrying about flirting mishaps. 😂 #CrushInvisibleToCrush"