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Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on.

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🚓 Police officer: please step out of your vehicle.
🤣 Me: after this song, hold on.
🎶 *Busts out dance moves inside the car* 😄🚗

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged after, distraction, hold, humor, me, officer, police, response, situation, song, step, vehicle on Nov 7, 2025 by slickboy.

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