Police officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on. Posted on5 days ago5 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppPolice officer: please step out of your vehicle. Me: after this song, hold on. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Helpful police officer reminded me he’s the one asking the questions. Attention: will the owner of a small blue planet with tectonic plates please attend to your vehicle. It is overheating. I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way. Public transportation is great, but they should invent a type where it’s only me in the vehicle. The number one rule of Thanksgiving dinner is take your own vehicle so you can leave on your own terms.