Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m tr… Commentary:"Time travel goals: destination 'now'! 🚀⏰ Because why visit the past when the present has snacks? 🍕😄" Related Funny Posts 🤝 My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine. Time machine? You mean a clock? Presumably, if you had a time machine, you could just kill young adult Hitler. The baby part seems gratuitous. I’m a simple girl, really. I just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee, and read books. I also want a time machine and a pet dragon. If I could go back in time, I’d probably stop Bruce Willis from saving us from that asteroid.
