Hate it when my mouth says something my brain was trying to keep quiet. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When my mouth gets a mind of its own, the struggle is real! ππ€π£οΈ" Related funny posts π€ The tragedy of my life is that I theoretically know when I shouldn’t say anything. And then I hear myself talking. Can anyone recommend some good behaviors for someone who just started behaving? If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one. Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then itβs a soap opera. The female brain works like the internet. You can delete something, but it’s never really gone.