Putting together a piece of furniture today, so my kids are about to learn swear words that haven’t even been invented yet. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Unlocking new levels of vocabulary: the DIY furniture edition! 🛠️🤬🤯 Related funny posts 😂 IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words. I drive regularly so that my brain doesn’t forget swear words. The main function of the little toe on your foot is to make sure that all the objects and furniture in the house are in the correct place. IKEA is like the Hotel California of furniture stores. Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.