Rescuing a cute dog and teaching it how to drive me home from the pub. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like I've found my new designated barker! ππΆπ» Related funny posts π€ I don’t drink and drive, but some people drive me to drink. βYou donβt load the dishwasher right,β I said to my wife just before it permanently became my job. Tonight, my poor liver has to pay again for what went wrong during the week. DUI stands for: donβt Uber, I got this. Any room can be a panic room if you just give me a second.