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“Sex is like my hair – sparse and elusive! 🙈 Maybe it’s playing hard to get? Or perhaps it’s just practicing social distancing? Whatever the reason, at this rate, tomorrow’s forecast calls for more Netflix and less… well, hair-raising adventures! 💁♂️🚫”
Sex is like my hair. I didn’t have any yesterday. I didn’t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I won’t have any tomorrow.
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