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Sex is like my hair. I didnโ€™t have any yesterday. I didnโ€™t have any today. And unless something drastically changes, I wonโ€™t have any tomorrow.

Playful quote about lacking sex, comparing it humorously to hair.

Commentary:
"Sex is like my hair – sparse and elusive! ๐Ÿ™ˆ Maybe it's playing hard to get? Or perhaps it's just practicing social distancing? Whatever the reason, at this rate, tomorrow's forecast calls for more Netflix and less… well, hair-raising adventures! ๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿšซ"


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