Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they donโ€™t stop coming.

Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they donโ€™t stop coming.

Commentary:
Oh, Smash Mouth must have had a crystal ball 🔮 when they wrote those lyrics! Time keeps flying by faster than a squirrel in a race 🏃‍♂️. Embrace the chaos and the inevitable aging process like a fine wine 🍷… or a stale baguette, whichever fits your mood! Just remember, life’s a rollercoaster 🎢 and sometimes you’re the one screaming in the front seat! 💫

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