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Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves.

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When my standards started needing a crane to lift them, I knew it was time for a change! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿน๐Ÿšซ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged drinking, got, humor, lifestyle, self-improvement, sobriety, standard, standards, tired on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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