Commentary:
When my standards started needing a crane to lift them, I knew it was time for a change! 😂🍹🚫
Funny sobriety quotes
If you think Dry January is hard, wait until you try Abstinence August.
Commentary:
Abstinence August? Sounds like my calendar needs a vacation 🚫🍹🤦♂️
Doing dry January, so I’ve had eleven Diet Cokes at this bar.
Commentary:
Guess you found the secret to caffeine-based hydration! 🥤😄
Doctor advised me to stop drinking. This is going to be a big change for me. I was with that doctor for decades.
Commentary:
"Guess I'm on the hunt for a new doctor now! 🍻🚫😂"
I’m proud to announce that am winning my fight against sobriety.
Commentary:
"Breaking news: Victory is within reach in the epic battle against sobriety! 🏆🍻 Who needs a medal when you have a glass in hand? Cheers to the champion of spontaneous decisions! 🥂 #EmbraceTheCraze"