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When my standards started needing a crane to lift them, I knew it was time for a change! 😂🍹🚫
Funny standards quotes
I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.
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High standards save lives, and my prince still hasn't figured out my Wi-Fi password yet! 😂👑📶
I’m sorry for setting the impossible standards that the rest of you try to live up to.
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"Hey, I never asked for VIP access to your overachiever's club! 😅🥇✨"
Disney set unrealistic standards of how often woodland creatures would help me clean and do laundry if I just sang out my window.
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🌲🐿️🧹✨ "Disney really had us all fooled with their princess movies, making us believe that a catchy tune and an open window would lead to woodland creatures doing our chores. I don't know about you, but my neighborhood squirrels are not interested in folding laundry anytime soon!" 😂 #DisneyMagicGoneWrong 🎶
My dating checklist is down to “not the Unabomber”.
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Looks like setting the bar high, but not Unabomber high! 😉 Hopefully, finding a match won't be explosive! 💥 #DatingGoals #NoUnabomber
Cynics are – beneath it all – only idealists with awkwardly high standards.
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When you're wearing rose-colored glasses but also checking if everyone else's lenses need Windex. 🤓🕶️✨