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My husband cleaned the kitchen for the first time in years. He’s in the living room, dressed in a suit, waiting for the award ceremony to commence.

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Driving to work, and I just reached down to touch my leg to make sure I have pants on.

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Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain, and most do.

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My toxic trait is when I’m bored, I start looking for flights to book.

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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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Have you ever met the human version of a headache?

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A.I. should be forced to wait tables before it’s allowed to make art.

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All our dogs think we quit our jobs to spend more time with them. All our cats think we got fired for being lazy.

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The voodoo magic of a tranquil night’s sleep

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It’s truly insane when bosses assume their employees are working for any reason other than a paycheck.

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Any day now, there will be a child born and named Labubu.

Sounds like you are suffering from a lack of vitamin Me.

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If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

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Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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Never underestimate my ability to fall asleep in a moving vehicle.

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My life advice is always the same. Wait for karma, but take up kickboxing, just in case.

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Yesterday my husband thought he saw a cockroach in the kitchen. He sprayed and cleaned everything thoroughly. Today I’m putting the cockroach in the bathroom.

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Honestly, how women are drawn in a manga is typically (though not always) a good clue for what demographic a manga series is.

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This summer I’m going cicada mode: emerging briefly from my house and being really loud until I find a mate.

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Telling my guitar to “stay tuned”.

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Venmo is my favorite social media site. I love to see my boy John charge his wife for Martinis.

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Money will not leave you on read for 9 hours.

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The nice thing about getting older is that you don’t even have to be drunk to fall in the bushes.

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I’m so thankful I live on the planet that has pizza.

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I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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Every man learns for himself the uselessness of owning an iPad.

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Just thinking how many animals we had to ride on before we realized horses were ok with it.

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

Girl, if the moon can block the sun, then you can definitely block your ex.

Can’t believe, as a kid, I thought 21-year-olds had their lives figured out.

If she has Bukowski on her nightstand, she will devour you.

If you’re a squatter, every day is leg day.

Everyone is fighting a battle you don’t know about, except for me. I am complaining loudly about my battle. Everybody knows about it.

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Think about how many more lovers you’d have if a cross country high-speed rail existed. That’s what they are taking away from you.

Does anyone know where I can get my shit together?

I’m capable of doing a lot of things but listening to people chew their food is not one of them.

Imagine buying a new car, and some superhero throws it at an alien.

Please take your Apple Watch off if you are wearing a dress or formal attire. You look like a spy kid.

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I feel bad for those that don’t enjoy their own company. I be having a ball by myself.

Your coworker is not hot; they’re just within 10 feet of you 40 hours a week.

Where does everyone go to get kisses? I haven’t figured this out yet.

I can’t believe we became the adults in the most unaffordable period in history.

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I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

Just got emotional imagining a worm emerging from its cocoon as a dragonfly and then got even more emotional remembering that’s not what they do.

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

How many jokes about lightbulbs does it take to change us?

When I was a little girl, I always dreamed of growing up to satisfy user needs in a way that meets business goals for transformative outcomes.

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The husband, child, and dog are all snoring. WTF is this?

I’m at the age where any time my mom asks if I remember so-and-so from high school, the news is never good.

All I’m saying is that porn gives us an unrealistic expectation of how quickly the electrician shows up.

If you think my posts are horrid, wait until you see the live stream of my colonoscopy.

Pointing at a mothers shrieking baby Is this guy bothering you?

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