Stop checking up on your friends, and check up on me. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Why yes, I'll take the role of 'friend you forgot you had' 😂📞 #ForgottenGem" Related funny posts 😂 My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’. Occupation: the ugly friend! You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends. Listen to the birds, not the news.