Trendy Funny Quotes

  • All I’m saying is that I’m closer to being a millionaire than Jeff Bezos is.
  • Starting tomorrow whatever life throws at me, I’m ducking so it hits someone else.
  • I haven’t even gone to bed yet and I already can’t wait to get home from work tomorrow.
  • I’m sick of getting woken up at 6am by the bin men. I just want a nice sleep but they always insist that I get out of the bin before they collect it.
  • Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.
  • If I was lying down and someone came up and gave me tons of kisses and smooshed my face, I’d love it. I don’t know what my cat’s problem is.