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They should make the last foot of dental floss red so you know when you’re about to run out.

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I forgot the word “espresso” so I asked the barista for a smaller, angrier coffee.

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Jehovah’s Witnesses tell the worst knock knock jokes.

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People pleasing doesn’t go well with my black attire.

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I’ve heard that some people have kids who sleep through the night and I’d like to know if they use tranquilizers or chloroform.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t be a good time.

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I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.