Commentary:
Feeling like I just ate a salad when I signed up for pizza night. 🍕🥗❌📺
Funny carbs quotes
When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.
Commentary:
"Ah, the evolution of noodles to pasta and finally to carbs – a enthralling culinary journey from simplicity to sophistication… or shall we say, from childhood delight to adult indulgence! 🍝😄 Carbs for the win – because let's face it, life's too short for a low-carb diet! 🍴🎉"
I’ve decided to cut my carbs… into smaller pieces before eating them.
Commentary:
"Talk about precision cutting! 🍞✂️ Who knew carbs could be so high maintenance? One bite-sized piece at a time, that's the way to go! 😂 #CarbSlicingPro"
Doing my bit for the evolution of the human race by eating lots of carbs and never exercising. We will adapt!
Commentary:
"Who knew that the secret to human evolution was carbs and couch surfing? 🍕🛋️💪 #SurvivalOfTheWellFed"
Much like an Olympic sprinter, I also load up on carbs, exert myself for roughly two minutes, and then quit for the rest of the day.
Commentary:
"Living life like an Olympic sprinter: carb-ing up, sprinting hard, then gracefully bowing out for a well-deserved nap 😂🍝💤 #LifeGoals"