Thank you, God, for another day. Let’s get this 12-hour screen time. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Praying to the Wi-Fi gods for strong signals today! 📱🙏😂 Related funny posts 🤝 When waiting for a flight, there’s always one guy at the gate that makes you think, “As long as I’m not sitting next to him, I’ll be fine.” So, does anyone know how to end mass religious psychosis, or is it just a thing now until we slowly die off from climate-induced disasters? Screen time on your computer feels like healthy screen time, screen time on your phone feels like evil screen time. God, please, for once in my life, let me get what I want. I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.