Thanksgiving is just me trying to look cute while holding a fork like a medieval warrior. Posted onFeb 2, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Getting ready for the ultimate feast battle: Forks first, questions later! 🍴🤣🦃 Related funny posts 😂 Cake hits so much harder off a plastic fork. For Thanksgiving don’t ask me about my life, just pass me the bottle. “Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours. In medieval Europe, it was pretty easy to amass vast armies eager to go into battle and have their heads chopped off because no one wanted to be alive in medieval Europe. If you start liking someone, just block them. Follow me for more relationship advice.