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You can say “Have a nice day,” no problem, but saying “Enjoy the next 24 hours” sounds vaguely threatening.

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First rule for the new year is to not dwell on what went wrong this year.

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Is there really anything worse than being forced to watch a video on someone else’s phone and having to pretend to laugh for 2 minutes?

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I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over.

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Some of these fake tans look like an old Tupperware container that’s had marinara sauce in it.

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Not leaving the house and not having contact with other people. The punishments of my childhood are now my hobbies.

Someone from 🇩🇴 has copied:

The great thing about having a mouse in your house is that I’m sure it’s just the one mouse, probably.

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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Whoever allowed me to become an adult needs to be fired.

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Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Just landed via Telegram:

What archaeologists are really looking for is a hand digging back.

Making waves on YouTube:

Before you try to save someone, make sure you’re not interrupting their karma.

Going bananas on Slack:

I’ve started ripping my shirt in half like Hulk Hogan when I mean business. Long story short, I’m looking for a new job.

Just landed via Telegram:

These quiet electric cars are really annoying. I have to stop scrolling and look up while walking outside now.

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After all the books are banned, they’ll move on to suggestive fruit.

Making waves on Discord:

Where do they get the seeds to plant seedless watermelons?

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December calories don’t count. That’s the law.

Going bananas on Instagram:

All these microplastics in me could at least do some repair work to my knees and back while they’re in there.

Spotted on Facebook:

I’ve been thinking. Is ‘fat’ short for anything? Like an old word or something?

That awkward moment when you’ve said “What?” three times, so you just say “Oh, yeah..” even though you have no idea what they said.

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Playful quote about pretending to understand in awkward moments, with a humorous, relatable vibe.

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Ah, the classic "What? What? What? Oh, yeah…" maneuver – the universal signal for "I have no clue what you're talking about, but I'm just going to nod and smile anyway." It's the verbal equivalent of doing a little dance to distract from the fact that you're totally lost in the conversation.

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French fries are like the lifeboats on the Titanic. They never give you enough.

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Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.

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I want an apartment so big, it changes the way I laugh.

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We are all just prisoners here of our phone device.

36 shares on WeChat this month:

Screen time so high, I should send another risky message and then ignore my cell phone for three days.

99 shares on Telegram this month:

Partying hard on this Friday night, and by partying hard, I mean laying on my bed starfish-style.

93 shares on Slack this month:

College is not even mentioned once in the Bible. Somebody get me outta here.

86 shares on Facebook this month:

Watching as gravity slowly unfriends you.

56 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Parenthood is so crazy. We’re really out here getting bullied by the people we made.

17 shares on X this month:

I can’t believe bedtime used to be a punishment.

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It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all, but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge.

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Sometimes you need to turn the music up louder and sort your shit out.

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The lion does not concern himself with social proof.

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Ping me if your boobs glow in the dark.

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Coke tastes like tapping into your ancient ancestral petroleum reserves, while Sprite tastes like being connected to a big, beautiful energy grid.

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The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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What’s really missing is a day between Saturday and Sunday.

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Do people with lip filler know that they look like that?

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The place where you pour in the gas is the car’s gasshole.

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Selling porn is gross, but selling food and small household items is grocer.

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Someone from 🇨🇩 has copied:

If I win the lottery, I’m buying four politicians and some really nice shoes.

Someone from 🇳🇦 has shared:

If you’re lost in the woods, start talking loudly about politics. Someone will come to argue with you.

Someone from 🇰🇼 has downloaded:

Used dark mode so much that I became physically repulsed when I see a white screen.

Someone from 🇸🇬 has downloaded:

They won’t teach you this in school, but life is all about going to weird little diners.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has bookmarked:

Coffee ain’t gonna cut it today. I need the blood of my enemies.

Someone from 🇪🇬 has copied:

I’m not procrastinating. I’m protecting my peace through active avoidance.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has shared:

My default setting is sexual energy.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has bookmarked:

Children really brighten up a home. They never turn the lights off, …

Someone from 🇩🇲 has viewed:

Worst part of being in my 20’s is to be reminded that I’m actually in my mid-40’s.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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Spreading quickly via Messenger:

I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

Going bananas on X:

Hey! (with the intention of going back to sleep)

Seen just now on WeChat:

Unpopular activity: minding your own business.

Going viral on Threads:

I’m looking for a moisturizer to hide the fact that I’ve been tired since 2010.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Live now on Threads:

Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

Spreading quickly via Discord:

I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.

Just landed via Pinterest:

You’ll never be as lazy as the person who named the fireplace.

Just landed via YouTube:

I love the idea of a fruitarian, just morally affronted that anyone could eat a baby spinach.

Making waves on Pinterest:

In a parallel universe, there’s a happy me.

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