The Angry Birds assaulted me and made me rip their disgusting bong. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's what happens when you cross a flock with a bad case of the munchies! π¦π¨π Related funny posts π€ Going to the bathroom at night with my flashlight on and a dog next to me feels like Iβm gonna solve a mystery. I heard you like bad boys. Well, Iβm bad. At everything. We were supposed to have flying cars and other cool stuff, but instead we have AI videos showing Michael Jackson eat at McDonald’s. I canβt really explain it but cereal at night tastes better than cereal in the morning. Robots eating a bowl of cereal thatβs actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you donβt see that as much anymore.