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Why is Saturday over in 7 minutes and Sunday in 4 minutes, but Monday is 84 months long?

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In America we have marijuana. In France they have oui’d.

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I finally got 8 hours of sleep. Took me four days, but whatever.

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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.

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They should list at least one alien “as himself” in the Star Wars credits.

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I commented to a friend that I didn’t know how goofy Scream was. It turns out I have never seen Scream. I saw Scary Movie.

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This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

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Maybe the wolf from The Neverending Story still has nightmares about me, too.

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They should let you spend one night in a house before you buy/rent it, just to make sure it’s haunted.

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It’s important to remember that even parents make mistakes. In fact, it’s how many of us became parents.