The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Jump right in, the water's already gossiping about us standing on the edge! 🏊♂️❄️😂 Related funny posts 🤝 The most avoided species of shark is the Loan. If the earth was flat, many people would have already jumped off it. I like when games that have no need for a jump button have a jump button. Everyone is using AI to write business emails, texts, etc. At this point in time, we may as well just tell our AIs to talk to each other and then let us know what kind of deal they worked out. Some women seated next to me are gossiping in French. They obviously think I’m some dumb American who doesn’t speak French and they are correct.