The one nice thing about your friends’ divorces is no one invites you to them. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally an event I don't have to make excuses for missing! 🎉🙌 Related funny posts 😂 So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses. You know where I’d like to go? Missing. “AI is coming for your jobs”. I’d like to see AI show up drunk on Fridays and sexually harass my coworkers. The best part about being married is having a permanent person to debrief with immediately after any social event. I totally understand those uncles and aunts who don’t attend gatherings.