The only ‘survival horror’ game I play is called ‘getting up every day and leaving the house. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my daily quest for coffee, but with less XP. ☕😅🏡 Related funny posts 🤝 Girlfriend says because we got Chinese yesterday, we can’t get it again today. I don’t think that makes sense. They do it in China all the time. I could put my keys in the same spot every day, but why deprive myself of a treasure hunt that makes me late. Coffee doesn’t even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game. You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?” I’m sorry I didn’t text you back. I’m really busy watching the The Lord of The Rings in the form of mini clips on TikTok.