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Witty quote about secrecy with dark humor and a mischievous vibe.

The only way three people can keep a secret is if two of them are dead.

Commentary:
With friends like these, who needs mystery novels? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿค๐Ÿ’€

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dark, dark humor, dead, death, humor, keep, keeping, only, people, secret, secret keeping, three, trust on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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