The part where the music beat is going from your left ear to the right at different intervals.

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Gollum is like, “Actually, this is my emotional support precious.”

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Nobody at this train station knows that there’s a hole in my sock.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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I went to clean bathroom and I’m 99% sure my kids shoot their toothpaste out of a cannon.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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Tomorrow isn’t promised, so make sure you tell bad people they’re bad.

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Thank you for your password, now we are going to text you another password, then put that one in. Click ‘remember this computer’ so we can forget it.

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Normalize bed-rotting in the holidays and not feeling guilty about it for your mental health.

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Social media needs to crash for like a year so everybody can snap back into reality.

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Be nice today, the world is on fire.