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Rather than work on my issues, I’m counting on my personality getting changed by a falling coconut.

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I’ll see you in court (at the marriage registry) (I love you)

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Legend says that when you’re overwhelmed and on the edge of a nervous breakdown, a small child will appear and tell you that you made their sandwich wrong.

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Some days you’re the shit and some days you’re the fan.

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Are you in love with me yet or do I have to post another Spotify link?

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Summer: 10 minutes outside, 10 hours in front of the AC.

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Killing with kindness is a murder by compliments.

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Liberté. Egalité. Second Coffeé.

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I’ve named my couch American Idle.

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I use karate strictly as a last resort, after I’ve exhausted fleeing and screaming.