Trendy Funny Quotes

  • “Well, at least things can’t get any worse” has turned out to be a failure of my imagination.
  • Cheer up! Your biggest mistake is probably still ahead of you.
  • Wake me up when I’m rich!
  • When I look at the world, I realize why Noah only took animals with him.
  • If you know karate, you shouldn’t have to pay for stuff.
  • Whoever came up with “penny for your thoughts,” “don’t nickel and dime me,” and “another day another dollar” sure knew how to coin a phrase.