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  • Life hack: If you never leave the house you don’t have to worry about running into someone you don’t want to talk to.
  • Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.
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  • If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?
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  • Our neighbor complained that our cat is always running through his garden. My father said: “Okay, I’ll tell her.”