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Daydreaming so hard, my imagination filed for a restraining order 😂✨🌌
Funny sexual tension quotes
The sexual tension between me and buying more books.
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When you try to walk past a bookstore without going in but the books start whispering sweet nothings to your wallet 📚❤️🛍️
Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.
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Sexual tension: the only workout where your heart rate is up and you haven't even moved a muscle 😂💪❤️🔥
The sexual tension between me and the person I’m not supposed to have any sexual tension with.
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When you’re starring in your own romcom, but nobody told the other person 🍿😅🔥
The sexual tension between me and not finishing the last 2 episodes of a drama.
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When your TV show is ghosting you harder than your last Tinder match 😆📺💔
The sexual tension when everyone arrives at a 4-way stop at the same time.
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Just waiting for that 4-way stop drama to unfold like it's a rom-com's most awkward scene 🎬😅🚦#TrafficTension
The sexual tension between me and disappearing without an explanation.
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"Ah, the classic love story of me and ghosting. 🕵️♂️💨 Who needs romance when you can have mystery, right? 👻 #RelationshipGoals"
The sexual tension between me and a late afternoon coffee to get me through the workday.
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"Ah, the sizzling affair between me and a cup of joe, brewing up motivation and temptation at the office ☕️💼 Who knew workplace rendezvous could be so steamy? 😉 #CoffeeLove"
The sexual tension between me and vanishing without context is insane.
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When I'm around, even ghosts are like, "Whoa, too dramatic for me!" 👻✨
Dating apps never work for me because I need at least two years of friendship charged with weird sexual tension to even consider falling in love.
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"Looks like this person is on the slow-burn romance program! 🐢😂 Who needs dating apps when you've got a two-year long odyssey of awkward glances and accidental touches to look forward to? 🙈💘 #TakingItSlowAndSteady"