The thief who stole my iPhone could face time. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like the thief found themselves in a tech-tastrophe ⏰🤦♂️📱 Related funny posts 🤝 To whoever stole my oversized clock, you owe me big time. My neighbor won’t stop talking about his Rolex and I can’t believe someone stole it tomorrow. I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet. Italians, look away now. I break my spaghetti in half before I cook it. Nobody’s more stubborn than an Android person that won’t switch to iPhone.