Funny thief quotes

Mar 31, 2026

Commentary:
Looks like the thief found themselves in a tech-tastrophe ⏰🤦‍♂️📱

Funny Quotes

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Mar 31, 2026

Commentary:
Nothing like a surprise performance review from some unexpected "consultants"! 😂🔍💼

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Mar 29, 2026

Commentary:
Haha, true! If you're on top, comparison is just a friendly nudge to stay awesome! 😎🏆😂

Funny Quotes

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Mar 24, 2026

Commentary:
"Sounds like that thief just couldn't handle the hard-hitting fashion choices of the homeowner! 💥 Who knew a walk-in closet could double as a ninja ambush? 🕶️🪓 Here's hoping the next intruder at least leaves a note praising your impeccable taste in clothing! 📝👗 #ClosetConcussions"

Funny Quotes

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