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Funny thief quotes

The thief who stole my iPhone could face time.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

“Comparison is the thief of joy!” Well, not if you’re better than everyone else.

Posted onMay 26, 2026

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

Posted onMay 21, 2026

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