The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you hit 50, your bladder gets a promotion: Director of Urgency! π½π Related funny posts π€ The urge to pee in the morning is so aggressive. Bro, like, chill weβre getting there. Donβt threaten to come out. Iβve realized about a third of my life is spent trying to ignore the fact that I have to pee. My fairytale would be called the princess and the pea sized bladder. I had big plans to sleep in today, but my bladder canceled. Thereβs nothing I hate more than being comfy in bed and suddenly needing to pee.