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This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

Posted onMay 28, 2026

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Posted onMay 27, 2026

It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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