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It’s always “your monthly bill is available,” never “this month is on us.”

Posted onMay 19, 2026

This Dollar Tree energy drink has me seeing colors that aren’t available to the naked eye, yet.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

There’s an unwritten rule: if you need something and it’s available at your mom’s house, it’s yours.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

I don’t even want a new year this year. I’ll take a lightly used 2006, if it’s available.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

“You’re overthinking this!” Bro, I have anxiety. I have no other type of thinking available.

Posted onApr 1, 2026

The thing about being 50+ is that whenever an opportunity to pee is available – you’re wise to take it.

Posted onMar 31, 2026

My new coffee table book, “Accidental Screenshots,” is available for pre-order now.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

I love replying to people within seconds. Hello. I am here. Always.

Posted onMar 30, 2026

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