The way men eat when they’re single is nothing short of dehumanizing. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Single men’s diet: the only food pyramid that’s actually a pile of pizza boxes! 🍕🤣" Related funny posts 🤝 You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza. The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat. Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales. The pizza delivery guys say “see you tomorrow” to everyone, right?