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Just a regular day in the life of a house hunter: one moment you're dreaming about walk-in closets and backyard BBQs 🏡, and the next you're dodging crazy high prices like they're discounts at a Black Friday sale! 💸😅 Watch out for those wild price tags, they're always ready to pounce when you least expect it! 🦁 #HouseHuntingAdventures

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Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

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If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

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Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

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Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

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The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

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If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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Any cults got something wild planned anytime soon? I’m trying to find the good estate sales.

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They should make you watch a training video and pass a little test before you’re allowed to touch the office coffee maker.

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There I was, quietly reliving my dream of having my own house, when suddenly I was attacked by insane prices.

Don’t break someone’s heart, they have only one. Break their bones, they have 206 of them.

If I’m out drinking and “Push It” starts playing, take me home immediately.

Given the amount of clowns around here, you’d think it would be more entertaining.

Accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to pull my blanket up, and if that doesn’t accurately describe my life, I don’t know what does.

The sole purpose of your child’s middle name… is so they know when they’re really in trouble.

If I’d married a wealthier man, I’d be lying on a fancier couch right now refusing to clean bigger rooms.

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This meeting could have been a cake.

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again.

Where have you been all of my life and can you please go back there?

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

Asking Santa Claus for nudes.

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge.

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