Trendy Funny Quotes

  • I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.
  • There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.
  • I will selflessly protect my family from a life of diabetes by eating all the sweets myself.
  • I hate math, but I love counting money.
  • There’s no denying that I have an effect on men. Mostly migraines, but an effect nonetheless.
  • I prefer the Easter Bunny, for starters, he’s not making a list and checking it twice, and more importantly, he’s not watching me when I’m sleeping.