Trendy Funny Quotes

  • May your coffee kick in, before reality does.
  • I wonder how much this “Never mind, it’s only 10 bucks” has already cost me?
  • I’m just going to flip this omelette… Okay, we’re having scrambled eggs.
  • I’m not saying I need glasses. But today I watched a bunny in a meadow until it flew away.
  • Sorry, I don’t think I can hang out this weekend, my 4-year-old is still telling a joke.
  • My superpower? Staying calm when talking to idiots.