Skip to content

Wordgag ツ

10,000+ funny quotes

  • Home
  • Random
  • Info
    • Privacy
    • Disclaimer
    • Terms & Conditions
  • Funny News
There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

Commentary:
Sounds like someone needs to install a "Do Not Disturb" sign on their book! 📚🚫😄 It's like a magical summoning spell: "Open book, summon chatty spouse!" 🧙‍♂️💬 Maybe invest in noise-canceling headphones for some peaceful reading time! 🎧📖

Related Funny Posts 🤝

  • Sorry for being weird. It’s just that everything I talk about reminds me of every other thing I wanna talk about, so I try to talk about everything at the same time and explode.
  • Every time I talk, it sounds like it’s my first time trying to speak.
  • Tried to sleep by reading a boring book and now it’s suddenly the most interesting book.
  • The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.
  • Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, he’ll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol.
This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged book, distraction, every, humor, husband, i, invisible, invisible mechanism, me, mechanism, open, reading, talk, time, trying on Nov 4, 2025 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← If I could be in two places at once, I’d be in bed twice. If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger. →

Top Funny Quotes Topics 🗂

  • activity
  • age
  • back
  • being
  • communication
  • dating
  • day
  • every
  • family
  • food
  • frustration
  • fun
  • fun activity
  • going
  • good
  • health
  • humor
  • i
  • irony
  • joke
  • just
  • know
  • life
  • love
  • me
  • media
  • money
  • motivation
  • need
  • never
  • parenting
  • people
  • procrastination
  • relationship
  • sarcasm
  • should
  • sleep
  • social
  • social media
  • someone
  • technology
  • think
  • time
  • want
  • work
Proudly powered by WordPress