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Someone from 🇦🇬 has copied:

Proudly doing my part to cause the male loneliness epidemic.

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Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

Someone from 🇹🇹 has copied:

Only here for the honeymoon phase, don’t show me your true colors.

Someone from 🇲🇺 has copied:

Everyone says “Do what makes you happy”, until you push them down the stairs.

Someone from 🇭🇳 has downloaded:

What’s wrong, babe? You hardly touched your own advice you give to others.

Someone from 🇧🇦 has copied:

I wonder if people who spend all their time screaming on the internet know there are way more fun things to do.

Someone from 🇮🇸 has copied:

What does my tattoo mean? It means I couldn’t be trusted with $200 when I was 18.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

I want to become so financially stable that God uses my pockets to bless others.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has bookmarked:

About to form my very first opinion.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has downloaded:

I took a test to see if I have multiple personalities. I scored 100%, 92% and 88%.

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Shared recently on Telegram:

Life is so exciting. I was in my bedroom and now I’m in the living room. Who knows where I’ll go next.

Just landed via Facebook:

Having a car is crazy cause you gotta take it to the car doctor.

Seen just now on Threads:

My life plans are fading like Marty McFly’s family photo.

Going bananas on Messenger:

When I like a song, I repeat it until the artist comes out and ask for water.

Going viral on WeChat:

My kids act like they’re afraid of monsters, when they are literally the most terrifying creatures I’ve ever met.

Live now on Instagram:

Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Men can be sorted into two camps: the ones who get haircuts way before they need them, and the ones who wait until people in their lives are complaining.

Trending via WeChat:

You get to a certain age and realize stretching is non-negotiable.

Shared recently on YouTube:

It’s okay, facial recognition. I don’t recognize myself anymore either.

Live now on Messenger:

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.

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There must be an invisible mechanism on my book. Every time I open it, my husband starts trying to talk to me.
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Sounds like someone needs to install a "Do Not Disturb" sign on their book! 📚🚫😄 It's like a magical summoning spell: "Open book, summon chatty spouse!" 🧙‍♂️💬 Maybe invest in noise-canceling headphones for some peaceful reading time! 🎧📖

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Your Majesty” would be the best name for a cat.

56 shares on Instagram this month:

Have you ever met someone and thought that you couldn’t wait to spend the rest of your life without them?

58 shares on WhatsApp this month:

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

Women will brag about their intuition, and then date a DJ.

69 shares on YouTube this month:

I accidentally clicked on an ad, so I guess I will see that product all over my phone until I’m dead.

93 shares on TikTok this month:

I love surprising my girl, today she woke up single.

25 shares on Snapchat this month:

One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.

27 shares on Slack this month:

Not commenting on your girl’s stuff is weird. I want my man barking in my comments.

50 shares on TikTok this month:

The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.

52 shares on Messenger this month:

I’ll never tell anyone your secret because that would mean talking to people.

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Someone from 🇺🇾 has shared:

Being in your 20s is crazy because, why did you stay with someone you were that incompatible with for that long?

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

You can really tell somebody’s mental state by they hair.

Someone from 🇩🇯 has downloaded:

Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

Someone from 🇵🇾 has downloaded:

Who needs therapy when you can gaslight yourself into thinking that everything is fine?

Someone from 🇨🇲 has copied:

I have the bruises of a much more active person.

Someone from 🇧🇹 has bookmarked:

And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has shared:

Babies will literally step on your face just to grab what they want.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has viewed:

Some days you are the table and some days you are the toe.

Someone from 🇲🇲 has copied:

Clothes too dirty for the closet, but too clean for laundry. Welcome to: the chair.

Someone from 🇮🇩 has bookmarked:

It’s crazy people waste their time with hobbies and family when there are strangers on the internet who need to be argued with.

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on X:

I want to be cuddled, but I also want to be left alone. Being crazy is hard.

Going viral on Facebook:

Once I find a dragon, y’all are toast.

Breaking via Pinterest:

I’ve got the longest to-do list for today, just need to figure out who is going to do it.

Breaking via Slack:

Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.

Freshly posted on LinkedIn:

Shout out to Yamaha for being like, “Here’s a cool motorcycle. Also, here’s a cool piano.”

Just shared via Slack:

Once I matched with a guy and ended up finding out he lived in my neighborhood, so I told him to go outside and scream, and he did. And I heard it.

Making waves on WeChat:

One day you’re young and carefree and the next, you’re preheating the bathroom before you go in for a shower.

Spotted on Threads:

The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

Spreading quickly via WeChat:

My Indian name would be “Stares at Phone All Day.”

Seen just now on Instagram:

If you’re not getting spoiled, then spoil yourself.

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