There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThere’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Never trust a wet fart. I like it when it’s raining, because I can hold my umbrella really low and it makes everyone headless. The umbrella was going to be called brella, but the inventor hesitated. Chugging a woman’s entire drink at the bar and then saying “you’re safe, there is nothing in your drink.” If you like water, you already like 72% of me.