There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet.

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I get sad when I see how old people my age are.

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You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework. You can’t have both.

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The lion doesn’t concern himself with credit card debt.

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Being single past 30 is like playing hide and seek, except no one is looking for you.

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Spiders are the only web developers who love finding bugs.

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My brain says “Let’s do something exciting today” but my body says “Don’t listen to that fool.”

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Chip bags should be clear, show me what you want me to pay $6 for, cowards.

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Yeah, Instagram is bad for our mental health, but what about Outlook?

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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Dear men, my ‘biological clock’ isn’t my weakness. It’s your final deadline to prove you’re worthy.