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Revenge: because sometimes the best medicine isn’t laughter, it’s a touch of karma! 😏⚖️🎯
14 Funny trauma quotes
Therapy should be free and accessible because getting traumatized is free and accessible.
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Laughing at how even trauma comes with free shipping and a lifetime subscription! 🙃🛒🧠
Guy who thinks “generational trauma” means it’s like the goat of trauma.
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This guy really thinks he's got a PhD in Trauma Studies, specializing in Goat-ology! 😂🐐📚
My trauma is between me and this bartender. The rest of you, mind your business.
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Looks like the bartender's about to get a degree in therapy! 🍸🛋️🤣
Want to come over? We can trauma dump, take a nap, and then order a pizza and watch a movie.
Commentary:
Sounds like the perfect recipe for self-care: emotional unloading, napping, and carbs! 🍕😴🎬
Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?
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"Just call me a comedian with a PhD in 'laughology' 😂🤪🎭 #LaughterThroughThePain"
They did so well traumatizing us about teen pregnancy, I’m still traumatized as an adult.
Commentary:
"Looks like those 'scared straight' tactics really worked a little *too* well, huh? 😅👶 Sometimes it feels like we're still attending those cringe-worthy health classes in our nightmares! 🙈 #ForeverScarredByTeenPregnancyEd"
The secret ingredient to being really funny is childhood trauma.
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"Who knew all those childhood embarrassing moments and awkward family gatherings were actually preparing us for stand-up comedy stardom! 😂👶🎤 #ComedyGold #TheStruggleIsReal"
I’m a private person except for when I’m publicly trauma dumping on social media.
Commentary:
"Living that 'private person by day, public oversharing by night' lifestyle 🤫💻 Embracing the art of social media therapy like a pro! 💁♂️💬 #KeepingItReal"
Traumatized people will navigate emergency situations with calm surety but then have an anxiety attack in a grocery store.
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🤣 "Ah, the mysterious ways of the traumatized mind – capable of handling a crisis like a seasoned pro, yet get them near the vegetable aisle in a grocery store and all bets are off! It's like their survival instincts are on vacation while their anxiety decides to throw a party in the produce section! 🛒😱"