If you say my name three times in the mirror, I show up and kiss you on the forehead.

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Are you there, bathroom walls, ceiling, floor, mirror, sink, and towels? It’s me, the kids toothpaste.

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I accidentally hit a parked car, so I left them a note that said “next time it will be you”.

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I’ve woken up yet again without an emotional support capybara.

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Taking action is my least favorite thing to take.

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Imagining how cathartic it must feel to send forth thousands and thousands of bats from your Transylvanian manor.

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They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before.

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Note to self: just because it’s in the map app’s directions, doesn’t mean the road is paved.