They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.

Commentary:
"Ah, the dream self-checkout – the ultimate level of laziness achieved! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ›’ Can we also add an option for someone to carry my groceries to the car too? ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’โ€โ™‚๏ธ #TheLazyShopperStruggle"